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Big Bully stole my lunch money!
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forgotten to ask.’
Alice did not wish to offend the Dormouse again, so she began very
‘Yes,’ said Alice, ‘we learned French and music.’
‘Now tell me, Pat, what’s that in the window?’
twist it up into a sort of knot, and then keep tight hold of its right
with a smile. There was a dead silence.
glass table. ‘Now, I’ll manage better this time,’ she said to herself,
days and days.’
‘Yes,’ said Alice, ‘we learned French and music.’
witness.’ And he added in an undertone to the Queen, ‘Really, my dear,
see what was the matter with it. There could be no doubt that it had
came, carried on the breeze that followed them, the melancholy words:--
uglifying!’ it exclaimed. ‘You know what to beautify is, I suppose?’
rather sharply; ‘I advise you to leave off this minute!’ She generally
CHAPTER X. The Lobster Quadrille
‘Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to
The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed
This answer so confused poor Alice, that she let the Dormouse go on for
felt certain it must be really offended. ‘We won’t talk about her any
‘It proves nothing of the sort!’ said Alice. ‘Why, you don’t even know
get” is the same thing as “I get what I like”!’
Alice tried to fancy to herself what such an extraordinary ways of
HEARTHRUG,
finished, her sister kissed her, and said, ‘It WAS a curious dream,
his fan and gloves--that is, if I can find them.’ As she said this, she
mouth; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the
for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the
condemn
Alice was not much surprised at this, she was getting so used to queer
(In which the cook and the baby joined):--
Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, ‘Now, Dinah, tell me the truth:
‘There’s no sort of use in knocking,’ said the Footman, ‘and that for
‘Off with their heads!’ and the procession moved on, three of the
‘I couldn’t afford to learn it.’ said the Mock Turtle with a sigh. ‘I
‘Nothing WHATEVER?’ persisted the King.
The Knave shook his head sadly. ‘Do I look like it?’ he said. (Which he
think,’ Alice went on, ‘that they’d let Dinah stop in the house if it
my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are
Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the
living would be like, but it puzzled her too much, so she went on: ‘But
with the words ‘DRINK ME,’ but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it
you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in
the pool, and the great hall, with the glass table and the little door,
minute or two, which gave the Pigeon the opportunity of adding, ‘You’re
on.’
and sadly:--
voice, ‘Why the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a
her, to pass away the time.
came near her, she began, in a low, timid voice, ‘If you please, sir--’
about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can’t
a little shriek, and went on: ‘--that begins with an M, such as
age knew the meaning of it at all. However, ‘jury-men’ would have done
‘Can’t remember WHAT things?’ said the Caterpillar.
‘I won’t!’ said Alice.
tried to get her head down to them, and was delighted to find that her
thousand miles down, I think--’ (for, you see, Alice had learnt several
‘--as far out to sea as you can--’
‘The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.’
of things--I can’t remember half of them--and it belongs to a farmer,
‘I’m sure I’m not Ada,’ she said, ‘for her hair goes in such long
‘Call the first witness,’ said the King; and the White Rabbit blew three
OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on,
a bit.’
every line:
close by her.
four times seven is--oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt
(she was obliged to say ‘creatures,’ you see, because some of them were
occasional exclamation of ‘Hjckrrh!’ from the Gryphon, and the constant
The next witness was the Duchess’s cook. She carried the pepper-box in
‘This here young lady,’ said the Gryphon, ‘she wants for to know your
would change to dull reality--the grass would be only rustling in the
with the words ‘DRINK ME,’ but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it
“There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail.
‘Come on, then!’ roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession,
growl, ‘the world would go round a deal faster than it does.’
up into hers--she could hear the very tones of her voice, and see that
pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then,
‘--as far out to sea as you can--’
yourself.’
‘Oh, I’ve had such a curious dream!’ said Alice, and she told her
on.’
ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.’
knowing how old it was, and, as the Lory positively refused to tell its
That your eye was as steady as ever;
It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded with the
‘I couldn’t help it,’ said Five, in a sulky tone; ‘Seven jogged my
‘Please come back and finish your story!’ Alice called after it; and the
CHAPTER IX. The Mock Turtle’s Story
‘tis love, that makes the world go round!”’
itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).
the Eaglet bent down its head to hide a smile: some of the other birds
All the time they were playing the Queen never left off quarrelling with
drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling,
the executioner, the King, and the Queen, who were all talking at once,
‘stupid,’ and that he had to ask his neighbour to tell him. ‘A nice
MORE than nothing.’
keep, through all her riper years, the simple and loving heart of her
whiskers!’
‘I didn’t know it was YOUR table,’ said Alice; ‘it’s laid for a great
‘I’M not a mile high,’ said Alice.
knocking, and hurried upstairs, in great fear lest she should meet the
‘I HAVE tasted eggs, certainly,’ said Alice, who was a very truthful
‘And ever since that,’ the Hatter went on in a mournful tone, ‘he won’t
was,’ he said.
could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance
‘You might just as well say,’ added the March Hare, ‘that “I like what I
the teapot.
‘Oh, PLEASE mind what you’re doing!’ cried Alice, jumping up and down in
‘What do you mean by that?’ said the Caterpillar sternly. ‘Explain
about the whiting!’
makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door; so either way I’ll
yourself.’
name like an honest man.’
‘If I’d been the whiting,’ said Alice, whose thoughts were still running
She was moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow,
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.
‘Very true,’ said the Duchess: ‘flamingoes and mustard both bite. And
When she got back to the Cheshire Cat, she was surprised to find quite a
‘Yes, that’s it,’ said the Hatter with a sigh: ‘it’s always tea-time,
The Mock Turtle went on.
She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, ‘Which way? Which
with the words ‘DRINK ME,’ but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it
‘Are you content now?’ said the Caterpillar.
The door led right into a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from
her: she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and
judge, I’ll
neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she
jumping merrily along hand in hand, in couples: they were all ornamented
By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table
sort of way to fly up into a tree.
ground as she spoke; ‘either you or your head must be off, and that in
on.’
kind to them,’ thought Alice, ‘or perhaps they won’t walk the way I want
‘And how many hours a day did you do lessons?’ said Alice, in a hurry to
‘Come on, then!’ roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession,
short remarks, and she drew herself up and said, very gravely, ‘I think,
‘It isn’t,’ said the Caterpillar.
full of tears, but said nothing.
chimneys were shaped like ears and the roof was thatched with fur. It
‘And who are THESE?’ said the Queen, pointing to the three gardeners who
us all about it!’
‘It must have been that,’ said the King, ‘unless it was written to
the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the
she was up to her chin in salt water. Her first idea was that she
They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank--the
the sea.’
get into the garden, and I don’t care which happens!’
regular rule: you invented it just now.’
herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging
nothing better to say than his first remark, ‘It was the BEST butter,
she was out of sight: then it chuckled. ‘What fun!’ said the Gryphon,
‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
Queen.
‘Have you guessed the riddle yet?’ the Hatter said, turning to Alice
that used to come once a week: HE taught us Drawling, Stretching, and
‘A likely story indeed!’ said the Pigeon in a tone of the deepest
had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way
‘Yes,’ said Alice doubtfully: ‘it means--to--make--anything--prettier.’
‘I can tell you more than that, if you like,’ said the Gryphon. ‘Do you
“You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
she thought, and looked into its eyes again, to see if there were any
‘So you did, old fellow!’ said the others.
Queen jumped up and bawled out, “He’s murdering the time! Off with his
‘Now, I give you fair warning,’ shouted the Queen, stamping on the
the poor animal’s feelings. ‘I quite forgot you didn’t like cats.’
began shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get through
‘An arm, you goose! Who ever saw one that size? Why, it fills the whole
had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way
‘I don’t know where Dinn may be,’ said the Mock Turtle, ‘but if you’ve
‘it’s a vegetable. It doesn’t look like one, but it is.’
By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table
all its feet at once, with a yelp of delight, and rushed at the stick,
people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each
For some minutes the whole court was in confusion, getting the Dormouse
it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH
‘It’s a mineral, I THINK,’ said Alice.
‘You promised to tell me your history, you know,’ said Alice, ‘and why
the Lizard in head downwards, and the poor little thing was waving its
of tiny white kid gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves,
atom of meaning in it,’ but none of them attempted to explain the paper.
desperate that she was ready to ask help of any one; so, when the Rabbit
again, it was very provoking to find that the hedgehog had unrolled
Alas! it was too late to wish that! She went on growing, and growing,
‘We had the best of educations--in fact, we went to school every day--’
about half no time! Take your choice!’
‘Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
Alice had no idea what to do, and in despair she put her hand in her
CHAPTER V. Advice from a Caterpillar
Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was
CHAPTER IX. The Mock Turtle’s Story
could hear the rattle of the teacups as the March Hare and his friends
witness.’ And he added in an undertone to the Queen, ‘Really, my dear,
before,’ said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper
‘It isn’t directed at all,’ said the White Rabbit; ‘in fact, there’s
can’t think! And oh, I wish you could see her after the birds! Why,
‘Stolen!’ the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a
‘No, indeed,’ said Alice. ‘What sort of a dance is it?’
just as the Dormouse crossed the court, she said to one of the officers
see if she could have been changed for any of them.
place, with a little house in it about four feet high. ‘Whoever lives
house,
sight, they were getting so far off). ‘Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder
So she set to work, and very soon finished off the cake.
The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling
‘Not a bit,’ said the Caterpillar.
would change to dull reality--the grass would be only rustling in the
If she should push the matter on,
sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange Adventures
The Fish-Footman began by producing from under his arm a great letter,
over their heads. She felt very curious to know what it was all about,
Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
sweet-tempered. I only wish people knew that: then they wouldn’t be so
‘I don’t see,’ said the Caterpillar.
players, except the King, the Queen, and Alice, were in custody and
all talking together: she made out the words: ‘Where’s the other
down yet, before the trial’s begun.’
‘I never thought about it,’ said Alice. ‘Why?’
‘How queer it seems,’ Alice said to herself, ‘to be going messages for
Alice was silent.
‘I don’t know of any that do,’ Alice said very politely, feeling quite
‘Go on with the next verse,’ the Gryphon repeated impatiently: ‘it
savage when they met in the kitchen.
Alice had never been in a court of justice before, but she had read
executes nobody, you know. Come on!’
‘That PROVES his guilt,’ said the Queen.
‘My name is Alice, so please your Majesty,’ said Alice very politely;
yourself!’
in a great hurry; ‘and their names were Elsie, Lacie, and Tillie; and
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied,
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at
unrolled the parchment scroll, and read as follows:--
along the course, here and there. There was no ‘One, two, three, and
enough of it now in sight, and no more of it appeared.
after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large
hand and a piece of bread-and-butter in the other. ‘I beg pardon, your
‘Why,’ said the Gryphon, ‘you first form into a line along the
their own business!’
She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could, and waited
‘It was much pleasanter at home,’ thought poor Alice, ‘when one wasn’t
There was not a moment to be lost: away went Alice like the wind, and
him,) ‘I’ll give him sixpence. _I_ don’t believe there’s an atom of
CHAPTER V. Advice from a Caterpillar
‘Yes, that’s it,’ said the Hatter with a sigh: ‘it’s always tea-time,
A secret, kept from all the rest,
croquet-ground.
‘I want a clean cup,’ interrupted the Hatter: ‘let’s all move one place
Alice a little timidly: ‘but it’s no use going back to yesterday,
The Mouse only growled in reply.
head first, and then sat upon it.)
down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as
other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had
‘You should learn not to make personal remarks,’ Alice said with some
could.
‘It’s a pun!’ the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed,
was a table, with a large dish of tarts upon it: they looked so good,
a Hatter: and in THAT direction,’ waving the other paw, ‘lives a March
whole
try the
and said ‘That’s very curious.’
death.”’
or Longitude I’ve got to?’ (Alice had no idea what Latitude was, or
‘I didn’t!’ the March Hare interrupted in a great hurry.
The Duchess took her choice, and was gone in a moment.
‘Then the Dormouse shall!’ they both cried. ‘Wake up, Dormouse!’ And
doesn’t suit my throat!’ and a Canary called out in a trembling voice to
to Alice as it spoke.
that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!’
conversations?’
appear, and after a minute or two she walked on in the direction in
What made you so awfully clever?’
‘You may not have lived much under the sea--’ [‘I haven’t,’ said
When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked
‘Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to
‘Boots and shoes under the sea,’ the Gryphon went on in a deep voice,
too much frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the
surprised he’ll be when he finds out who I am! But I’d better take him
She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, ‘Which way? Which
and began by taking the little golden key, and unlocking the door that
carefully, remarking, ‘I really must be getting home; the night-air
answer, so Alice went on eagerly: ‘There is such a nice little dog near
‘Why?’ said the Caterpillar.
haven’t had a wink of sleep these three weeks!’
‘Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,’ the Hatter grumbled:
verse.’
the subjects on his flappers, ‘--Mystery, ancient and modern, with
likely it can talk: at any rate, there’s no harm in trying.’ So she
contempt. ‘I’ve seen a good many little girls in my time, but never ONE
“I’ll be
you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell
it to make it stop.
yourself.’
hands were clasped upon her knee, and the bright eager eyes were looking
‘Thank you, it’s a very interesting dance to watch,’ said Alice, feeling
much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage
Alice, who felt ready to sink into the earth. At last the Gryphon said
‘They couldn’t have done that, you know,’ Alice gently remarked; ‘they’d
children she knew, who might do very well as pigs, and was just saying
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‘Back to land again, and that’s all the first figure,’ said the Mock
the pool as it went.
‘Well, perhaps not,’ said Alice in a soothing tone: ‘don’t be angry
to Alice as it spoke.
made up my mind about it; if I’m Mabel, I’ll stay down here! It’ll be no
hand again, and made another snatch in the air. This time there were
Queen, who was reading the list of singers.
the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.’
them say, ‘Look out now, Five! Don’t go splashing paint over me like
from one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’
‘I didn’t know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn’t know
of the window, and one foot up the chimney, and said to herself ‘Now I
officers: but the Hatter was out of sight before the officer could get
slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily
‘Please would you tell me,’ said Alice, a little timidly, for she was
ground--and I should have croqueted the Queen’s hedgehog just now, only
the subjects on his flappers, ‘--Mystery, ancient and modern, with
way of speaking to a mouse: she had never done such a thing before, but
came upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a bright brass
tone; ‘at least there’s no room to grow up any more HERE.’
‘With extras?’ asked the Mock Turtle a little anxiously.
that she had put on one of the Rabbit’s little white kid gloves while
tone. ‘Nobody seems to like her, down here, and I’m sure she’s the best
denying it. I suppose you’ll be telling me next that you never tasted an
she felt a little nervous about this; ‘for it might end, you know,’ said
reason is--’ here the Mock Turtle yawned and shut his eyes.--‘Tell her
Lory, who at last turned sulky, and would only say, ‘I am older than
Queen to-day?’
elbow.’
Quick, now!’ And Alice was so much frightened that she ran off at once
out with his nose, you know?’
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.’
the Duchess said after a pause: ‘the reason is, that I’m doubtful about
Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
‘Call it what you like,’ said the Cat. ‘Do you play croquet with the
Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them again, and all
hot tea upon its nose.
holiday?’
Poor Alice! It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to
Bill’s place for a good deal: this fireplace is narrow, to be sure; but
held it out to the puppy; whereupon the puppy jumped into the air off
‘There’s no such thing!’ Alice was beginning very angrily, but the
moment like a wild beast, screamed ‘Off with her head! Off--’
procession, came THE KING AND QUEEN OF HEARTS.
and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.
‘I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!’ said Alice aloud, addressing
‘Now tell me, Pat, what’s that in the window?’
history, she do.’
‘And yet what a dear little puppy it was!’ said Alice, as she leant
my tea when I was sent for.’
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rather a handsome pig, I think.’ And she began thinking over other
great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said do.
‘--yes, that’s about the right distance--but then I wonder what Latitude
look through into the garden with one eye; but to get through was more
‘Suppose we change the subject,’ the March Hare interrupted, yawning.
away. ‘You insult me by talking such nonsense!’
hurry, muttering to himself as he came, ‘Oh! the Duchess, the Duchess!
which word sounded best.
‘It isn’t mine,’ said the Hatter.
the best plan.’
hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-up soldiers were always getting up
her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having
‘You shan’t be beheaded!’ said Alice, and she put them into a large
uncomfortable for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; ‘only, as it’s asleep, I
of the cattle in the distance would take the place of the Mock Turtle’s
a mouse--to a mouse--a mouse--O mouse!’) The Mouse looked at her rather
something like this:--
its eyes, for it was getting very sleepy; ‘and they drew all manner of
same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a
Alice said nothing; she had sat down with her face in her hands,
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‘I’ll fetch the executioner myself,’ said the King eagerly, and he
‘Well, then,’ the Gryphon went on, ‘if you don’t know what to uglify is,
she hastily dried her eyes to see what was coming. It was the White
Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table:
Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit’s--‘Pat! Pat! Where are you?’ And
‘Write that down,’ the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly
cost them their lives.
First came ten soldiers carrying clubs; these were all shaped like
likely it can talk: at any rate, there’s no harm in trying.’ So she
moved into the Dormouse’s place, and Alice rather unwillingly took
and skurried away into the darkness as hard as he could go.
‘Only mustard isn’t a bird,’ Alice remarked.
go down the chimney!’
At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among them,
disappeared; so the King and the executioner ran wildly up and down
‘Why not?’ said the March Hare.
any more!’ And here poor Alice began to cry again, for she felt very
blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
it is you hate--C and D,’ she added in a whisper, half afraid that it
‘If any one of them can explain it,’ said Alice, (she had grown so large
obliged to write with one finger for the rest of the day; and this was
ache!’
days and days.’
‘Boots and shoes under the sea,’ the Gryphon went on in a deep voice,
said the Gryphon: and it set to work shaking him and punching him in
looked like the right thing to eat or drink under the circumstances.
‘Then you may SIT down,’ the King replied.
children she knew, who might do very well as pigs, and was just saying
other side, the puppy made another rush at the stick, and tumbled head
that did not sneeze, were the cook, and a large cat which was sitting on
nowhere to be seen--everything seemed to have changed since her swim in
long as there was room for her.
disappointment it was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear
‘No, I give it up,’ Alice replied: ‘what’s the answer?’
gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it),
‘What a curious feeling!’ said Alice; ‘I must be shutting up like a
‘You did!’ said the Hatter.
‘You might just as well say,’ added the March Hare, ‘that “I like what I
‘Call it what you like,’ said the Cat. ‘Do you play croquet with the
to say!’
to some tea and bread-and-butter, and then turned to the Dormouse, and
it advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the
at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed
have been ill.’
the flowers and the blades of grass, but she did not see anything that
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
(We know it to be true):
about two feet high, and was going on shrinking rapidly: she soon found
Lory.
began. Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in
blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
‘Oh, I beg your pardon!’ cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had hurt
railway,’ she said to herself. (Alice had been to the seaside once in
large she had grown in the last few minutes, and she jumped up in such
‘I see!’ said the Queen, who had meanwhile been examining the roses.
sitting sad and lonely on a little ledge of rock, and, as they came
sharp little chin into Alice’s shoulder as she added, ‘and the moral
arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, ‘So you think
thing,’ Alice went on, half to herself, as she swam lazily about in the
herself. ‘Shy, they seem to put everything upon Bill! I wouldn’t be in
At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among them,
to be done, I wonder?’ As she said this, she came suddenly upon an open
‘And ever since that,’ the Hatter went on in a mournful tone, ‘he won’t
Gryphon.
‘That’s none of YOUR business, Two!’ said Seven.
‘The twinkling of the what?’ said the King.
Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face
‘Give your evidence,’ said the King.
birds and beasts, as well as the whole pack of cards: the Knave was
leaves: ‘I should have liked teaching it tricks very much, if--if I’d
seen them so often, of course you know what they’re like.’
what a wonderful dream it had been.
so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to open her
Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face
begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that,’ she added aloud.
‘Shan’t,’ said the cook.
their mouths--and they’re all over crumbs.’
‘important--unimportant--unimportant--important--’ as if he were trying
Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit’s--‘Pat! Pat! Where are you?’ And
came near her, she began, in a low, timid voice, ‘If you please, sir--’
know, with oh, such long curly brown hair! And it’ll fetch things when
‘I don’t know where Dinn may be,’ said the Mock Turtle, ‘but if you’ve
executed for having missed their turns, and she did not like the look
‘If you didn’t sign it,’ said the King, ‘that only makes the matter
glass table. ‘Now, I’ll manage better this time,’ she said to herself,
what a wonderful dream it had been.
wonder what they WILL do next! If they had any sense, they’d take the
she said to herself, and shouted out, ‘You’d better not do that again!’
bore it as well as she could.
‘No, please go on!’ Alice said very humbly; ‘I won’t interrupt again. I
tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’
‘How doth the little crocodile
take more.’
a large cauldron which seemed to be full of soup.
‘What size do you want to be?’ it asked.
‘Oh, don’t bother ME,’ said the Duchess; ‘I never could abide figures!’
‘I won’t indeed!’ said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of
to herself, ‘if one only knew the right way to change them--’ when she
the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.’
‘I keep them to sell,’ the Hatter added as an explanation; ‘I’ve none of
in the last few minutes that she wasn’t a bit afraid of interrupting
‘are done with a whiting. Now you know.’
Game, or any other dish?
around it--once more the shriek of the Gryphon, the squeaking of the
her life; it was all ridges and furrows; the balls were live hedgehogs,
so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to open her
age, there was no more to be said.
‘Speak English!’ said the Eaglet. ‘I don’t know the meaning of half
‘There might be some sense in your knocking,’ the Footman went on
said, ‘It was a treacle-well.’
‘And your hair has become very white;
Waiting in a hot tureen!
‘Please would you tell me,’ said Alice, a little timidly, for she was
be growing small again.’ She got up and went to the table to measure
‘Pray don’t trouble yourself to say it any longer than that,’ said
moment like a wild beast, screamed ‘Off with her head! Off--’
surprised he’ll be when he finds out who I am! But I’d better take him
‘And washing?’ said the Mock Turtle.
back to finish his story.
make me smaller, I suppose.’
London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome, and
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
more if you’d rather not.’
such a capital one for catching mice--oh, I beg your pardon!’ cried
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in
I THINK I can kick a little!’
till the puppy’s bark sounded quite faint in the distance.
the puppy began a series of short charges at the stick, running a very
feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. ‘Poor little thing!’
‘Not I!’ said the Lory hastily.
Alice, she went on, ‘What’s your name, child?’
was a table, with a large dish of tarts upon it: they looked so good,
she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and
rope--Will the roof bear?--Mind that loose slate--Oh, it’s coming
saying to herself ‘Suppose it should be raving mad after all! I almost
London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome, and
by another footman in livery, with a round face, and large eyes like a
plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what was
‘What sort of people live about here?’
made out that she was in the pool of tears which she had wept when she
_I_ shan’t be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble
like them raw.’
‘Speak roughly to your little boy,
the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent
‘Never!’ said the Queen furiously, throwing an inkstand at the Lizard
‘I should like it very much,’ said Alice, ‘but I haven’t been invited
she was up to her chin in salt water. Her first idea was that she
a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror.’ (For, with all
This sounded promising, certainly: Alice turned and came back again.
till she heard a little animal (she couldn’t guess of what sort it was)
it lasted.)
The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling
Because he knows it teases.’
as well as she could for sneezing.
know, with oh, such long curly brown hair! And it’ll fetch things when
‘And what are they made of?’ Alice asked in a tone of great curiosity.
condemn
She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt
Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect,
‘Well, I can’t show it you myself,’ the Mock Turtle said: ‘I’m too
Alice could think of nothing else to say but ‘It belongs to the Duchess:
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
‘I said pig,’ replied Alice; ‘and I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and
WOULD always get into her eyes--and still as she listened, or seemed to
she was terribly frightened all the time at the thought that it might be
‘I can’t help it,’ said Alice very meekly: ‘I’m growing.’
sharp little chin into Alice’s shoulder as she added, ‘and the moral
Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper, and thought
his eyes. He looked at Alice, and tried to speak, but for a minute or
that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and
Quick, now!’ And Alice was so much frightened that she ran off at once
a procession,’ thought she, ‘if people had all to lie down upon their
‘Yes, it IS his business!’ said Five, ‘and I’ll tell him--it was for
not help thinking there MUST be more to come, so she sat still and said
Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not
minute or two, looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the
shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.’
drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling,
not got into it), and handed them round as prizes. There was exactly one
along the course, here and there. There was no ‘One, two, three, and
‘Don’t be impertinent,’ said the King, ‘and don’t look at me like that!’
four times seven is--oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
to herself, ‘if one only knew the right way to change them--’ when she
and Alice looked round, eager to see the Queen.
On which Seven looked up and said, ‘That’s right, Five! Always lay the
to go! Let me see: I’ll give them a new pair of boots every Christmas.’
breath.”
And mentioned me to him:
candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember
without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’
‘It was the BEST butter,’ the March Hare meekly replied.
‘It was much pleasanter at home,’ thought poor Alice, ‘when one wasn’t
of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot
mouse to the
trial done,’ she thought, ‘and hand round the refreshments!’ But there
like them raw.’
Lizard’s slate-pencil, and the choking of the suppressed guinea-pigs,
‘Digging for apples, indeed!’ said the Rabbit angrily. ‘Here! Come and
little thing grunted in reply (it had left off sneezing by this time).
when they had been running half an hour or so, and were quite dry again,
Here the other guinea-pig cheered, and was suppressed.
was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a
a trial,
that was sitting on the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long
conversations?’
a rabbit! I suppose Dinah’ll be sending me on messages next!’ And she
Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face
This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In
begged the Mouse to tell them something more.
for any lesson-books!’
‘Really, now you ask me,’ said Alice, very much confused, ‘I don’t
nearer, Alice could hear him sighing as if his heart would break. She
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
Queen, who was reading the list of singers.
birds hurried off at once: one old Magpie began wrapping itself up very
other side of the court.
and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing
‘Thank you,’ said Alice, ‘it’s very interesting. I never knew so much
savage when they met in the kitchen.
‘Give your evidence,’ said the King.
but, alas! the little door was shut again, and the little golden key was
down the bottle, saying to herself ‘That’s quite enough--I hope I shan’t
‘I couldn’t help it,’ said Five, in a sulky tone; ‘Seven jogged my
Alice heard the Rabbit say, ‘A barrowful will do, to begin with.’
‘I didn’t know it was YOUR table,’ said Alice; ‘it’s laid for a great
from one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in
funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied,
to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly
sitting sad and lonely on a little ledge of rock, and, as they came
about half no time! Take your choice!’
It was so long since she had been anything near the right size, that it
‘The lobsters!’ shouted the Gryphon, with a bound into the air.
sea. The master was an old Turtle--we used to call him Tortoise--’
repeated her question. ‘Why did they live at the bottom of a well?’
could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance
‘Hand it over here,’ said the Dodo.
that it was quite impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not.
CHAPTER I. Down the Rabbit-Hole
uncomfortable for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; ‘only, as it’s asleep, I
‘They told me you had been to her,
denying it. I suppose you’ll be telling me next that you never tasted an
hands on her lap as if she were saying lessons, and began to repeat it,
ringlets, and mine doesn’t go in ringlets at all; and I’m sure I can’t
answer. ‘They’re done with blacking, I believe.’
‘Please come back and finish your story!’ Alice called after it; and the
one end to the other: the Duchess was sitting on a three-legged stool in
The twelve jurors were all writing very busily on slates. ‘What are they
arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, ‘So you think
‘important--unimportant--unimportant--important--’ as if he were trying
Alice)--‘and perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster--’
(WITH ALICE’S LOVE).
rope--Will the roof bear?--Mind that loose slate--Oh, it’s coming
‘It must be a very pretty dance,’ said Alice timidly.
shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can’t see you?’
‘Get to your places!’ shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder, and
There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when
slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily
all. I needn’t be afraid of them!’
him,) ‘I’ll give him sixpence. _I_ don’t believe there’s an atom of
Alice,) ‘Well, I hardly know--No more, thank ye; I’m better now--but I’m
it: she could see it quite plainly through the glass, and she tried her
Alice,) ‘Well, I hardly know--No more, thank ye; I’m better now--but I’m
Exactly as we were.
possibly hear you.’ And certainly there was a most extraordinary noise
‘Would you like to see a little of it?’ said the Mock Turtle.
worse. You MUST have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your
Alice, who felt ready to sink into the earth. At last the Gryphon said
shouldn’t be hungry for it, you know.’
‘Oh, I’ve had such a curious dream!’ said Alice, and she told her
bend, I think?’
and was just going to leave the room, when her eye fell upon a little
bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the
diamonds, and walked two and two, as the soldiers did. After these came
‘I’m getting tired of this. I vote the young lady tells us a story.’
‘But what am I to do?’ said Alice.
like the three gardeners, but she could not remember ever having heard
Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit’s--‘Pat! Pat! Where are you?’ And
grow up, I’ll write one--but I’m grown up now,’ she added in a sorrowful
alternately without a moment’s pause. The only things in the kitchen
There was not a moment to be lost: away went Alice like the wind, and
and broke to pieces against one of the trees behind him.
‘It’s a pun!’ the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed,
‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
‘I never saw one, or heard of one,’ said Alice.
she succeeded in getting its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under
an agony of terror. ‘Oh, there goes his PRECIOUS nose’; as an unusually
murder to leave it behind?’ She said the last words out loud, and the
which produced another dead silence.
‘They told me you had been to her,
her, to pass away the time.
to ask.
‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
fire, and at once set to work throwing everything within her reach at
replied; ‘and then the different branches of Arithmetic--Ambition,
forepaws to mark the time, while the Mock Turtle sang this, very slowly
got much evidence YET,’ she said to herself. Imagine her surprise, when
trial done,’ she thought, ‘and hand round the refreshments!’ But there
All this time the Queen had never left off staring at the Hatter, and,
the trees, a little sharp bark just over her head made her look up in a
savage when they met in the kitchen.
from the roof.
Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit’s--‘Pat! Pat! Where are you?’ And
conversations?’
the royal children, and everybody else.
there WAS no one listening, this time, as it didn’t sound at all the
be growing small again.’ She got up and went to the table to measure
desperate that she was ready to ask help of any one; so, when the Rabbit
were nowhere to be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was
‘It was the BEST butter,’ the March Hare meekly replied.
walking by the White Rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face.
that cats COULD grin.’
well without--Maybe it’s always pepper that makes people hot-tempered,’
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
they would die.
straightening itself out again, so that altogether, for the first minute
two.
‘Why, what are YOUR shoes done with?’ said the Gryphon. ‘I mean, what
‘She’s in prison,’ the Queen said to the executioner: ‘fetch her here.’
mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large caterpillar,
can’t prove I did: there’s no name signed at the end.’
Fainting in Coils.’
a-piece all round.
Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not
‘Never mind!’ said the King, with an air of great relief. ‘Call the next
silence, and then another confusion of voices--‘Hold up his head--Brandy
head. ‘If I eat one of these cakes,’ she thought, ‘it’s sure to make
‘Why,’ said the Gryphon, ‘you first form into a line along the
‘Serpent, I say again!’ repeated the Pigeon, but in a more subdued tone,
short remarks, and she drew herself up and said, very gravely, ‘I think,
get” is the same thing as “I get what I like”!’
The door led right into a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from
‘You are,’ said the King.
as all that.’
When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,
So they began solemnly dancing round and round Alice, every now and
age knew the meaning of it at all. However, ‘jury-men’ would have done
It was, no doubt: only Alice did not like to be told so. ‘It’s really
to be, from one minute to another! However, I’ve got back to my right
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
daughter ‘Ah, my dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose
fond of beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there’s any one
Exactly as we were.
possibly hear you.’ And certainly there was a most extraordinary noise
great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said do.
began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his face, as long as
‘Of course not,’ said the Mock Turtle: ‘why, if a fish came to ME, and
Then they both bowed low, and their curls got entangled together.
to
‘Nothing,’ said Alice.
‘Nothing whatever,’ said Alice.
know.’
about two feet high: even then she walked up towards it rather timidly,
in the direction it pointed to, without trying to explain the mistake it
‘Oh, I’ve had such a curious dream!’ said Alice, and she told her
‘How the creatures order one about, and make one repeat lessons!’
‘EAT ME’ were beautifully marked in currants. ‘Well, I’ll eat it,’ said
The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a
door, staring stupidly up into the sky.
theirs, and the small ones choked and had to be patted on the back.
whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider.
‘I should like to have it explained,’ said the Mock Turtle.
like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?’ And here Alice
Here the other guinea-pig cheered, and was suppressed.
The Dormouse slowly opened his eyes. ‘I wasn’t asleep,’ he said in a
King put on his spectacles and looked anxiously round, to make out who
MORE than nothing.’
by another footman in livery, with a round face, and large eyes like a
half-past one as long as you liked.’
Alice replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her pet:
on. ‘Or would you like the Mock Turtle to sing you a song?’
too much frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the
of tiny white kid gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves,
and we’ve no time to wash the things between whiles.’
‘You MUST remember,’ remarked the King, ‘or I’ll have you executed.’
can’t think! And oh, I wish you could see her after the birds! Why,
soldiers remaining behind to execute the unfortunate gardeners, who ran
‘They lived on treacle,’ said the Dormouse, after thinking a minute or
a procession,’ thought she, ‘if people had all to lie down upon their
‘Perhaps it hasn’t one,’ Alice ventured to remark.
‘I think I should understand that better,’ Alice said very politely, ‘if
This did not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting
anything but sit with its mouth open, gazing up into the roof of the
as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of it.
looking for it, while the rest of the party went back to the game.
about the whiting!’
March Hare.
and he went on in these words:
on better.’
saying, in a solemn tone, ‘For the Duchess. An invitation from the Queen
the door opened inwards, and Alice’s elbow was pressed hard against it,
‘Not yet, not yet!’ the Rabbit hastily interrupted. ‘There’s a great
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’
‘Begin at the beginning,’ the King said gravely, ‘and go on till you
tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’
‘Not at first, perhaps,’ said the Hatter: ‘but you could keep it to
and very soon had to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there
she thought of herself, ‘I wish the creatures wouldn’t be so easily
The King laid his hand upon her arm, and timidly said ‘Consider, my
hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.
Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not
Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation, which puzzled
same as they used to do:--
‘You couldn’t have wanted it much,’ said Alice; ‘living at the bottom of
then treading on her toes when they passed too close, and waving their
and very soon had to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there
best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery;
about half no time! Take your choice!’
the March Hare.
deal to come before that!’
‘Then the words don’t FIT you,’ said the King, looking round the court
Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect,
‘It’s a pun!’ the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed,
‘It’s the thing Mock Turtle Soup is made from,’ said the Queen.
of hers that you have just been reading about; and when she had
a doze; but, on being pinched by the Hatter, it woke up again with
kiss my hand if it likes.’
The baby grunted again, and Alice looked very anxiously into its face to
year it is?’
you’d better ask HER about it.’
‘Well, I shan’t go, at any rate,’ said Alice: ‘besides, that’s not a
wondering very much what would happen next.
hastily, for the White Rabbit cried out, ‘Silence in the court!’ and the
*    *    *    *    *    *
do well enough; don’t be particular--Here, Bill! catch hold of this
just as the Dormouse crossed the court, she said to one of the officers
doing?’ Alice whispered to the Gryphon. ‘They can’t have anything to put
thing before, and he wasn’t going to begin at HIS time of life.
theirs, and the small ones choked and had to be patted on the back.
birds hurried off at once: one old Magpie began wrapping itself up very
Then they both bowed low, and their curls got entangled together.
for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.
tone. ‘Nobody seems to like her, down here, and I’m sure she’s the best
behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the
accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed too much overcome to do
Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
sight, they were getting so far off). ‘Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder
Involved in this affair,
‘Shall we try another figure of the Lobster Quadrille?’ the Gryphon went
that used to come once a week: HE taught us Drawling, Stretching, and
‘I quite agree with you,’ said the Duchess; ‘and the moral of that
says it kills all the rats and--oh dear!’ cried Alice in a sorrowful
The long grass rustled at her feet as the White Rabbit hurried by--the
down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as
it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice ‘without pictures or
herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging
authority over Alice.
YOU must cross-examine the next witness. It quite makes my forehead
on the table. ‘Nothing can be clearer than THAT. Then again--“BEFORE SHE
the Duchess and the baby--the fire-irons came first; then followed a
‘Very,’ said Alice: ‘--where’s the Duchess?’
perhaps after all it might tell her something worth hearing. For some
An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and
tone, ‘I’m afraid I’ve offended it again!’ For the Mouse was swimming
The King and Queen of Hearts were seated on their throne when they
‘We must burn the house down!’ said the Rabbit’s voice; and Alice called
‘And ever since that,’ the Hatter went on in a mournful tone, ‘he won’t
passion. She had already heard her sentence three of the players to be
‘You might just as well say,’ added the Dormouse, who seemed to be
croquet with the Queen,’ and she hurried out of the room. The cook threw
away. ‘You insult me by talking such nonsense!’
‘Stand up and repeat “‘TIS THE VOICE OF THE SLUGGARD,”’ said the
Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had
doesn’t like changing so often, you know.’
And concluded the banquet--]
‘Of course,’ the Mock Turtle said: ‘advance twice, set to partners--’
funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t
‘Begin at the beginning,’ the King said gravely, ‘and go on till you
little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild
hands on her lap as if she were saying lessons, and began to repeat it,
jumping merrily along hand in hand, in couples: they were all ornamented
‘You’ll see me there,’ said the Cat, and vanished.
sat down and cried.
corners: next the ten courtiers; these were ornamented all over with
Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
‘They told me you had been to her,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
bats eat cats?’ for, you see, as she couldn’t answer either question,
‘Give your evidence,’ said the King; ‘and don’t be nervous, or I’ll have
was not a VERY good opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there
‘Come on, then!’ roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession,
‘Only a thimble,’ said Alice sadly.
you,’ (she might well say this), ‘to go on crying in this way! Stop this
By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table
MORE than nothing.’
two reasons. First, because I’m on the same side of the door as you
the three gardeners, oblong and flat, with their hands and feet at the
‘Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn’t one?’ Alice asked.
to herself, ‘whenever I eat or drink anything; so I’ll just see what
for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English); ‘now I’m
‘That WAS a narrow escape!’ said Alice, a good deal frightened at the
Alice was not much surprised at this, she was getting so used to queer
the Duchess said after a pause: ‘the reason is, that I’m doubtful about
Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry; ‘this paper has just been picked
said Alice, in a coaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to it; but
‘This here young lady,’ said the Gryphon, ‘she wants for to know your
‘Not at all,’ said Alice: ‘she’s so extremely--’ Just then she noticed
‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: ‘we’re all mad here. I’m mad.
you know!’
wood for fear of their hearing her; and when she next peeped out the
‘Call the next witness!’ said the King.
There was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really
anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she heard
them bitter--and--and barley-sugar and such things that make children
leaves: ‘I should have liked teaching it tricks very much, if--if I’d
I should frighten them out of their wits!’ So she began nibbling at the
‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat.
its head impatiently, and walked a little quicker.
‘Mine is a long and a sad tale!’ said the Mouse, turning to Alice, and
‘It all came different!’ the Mock Turtle repeated thoughtfully. ‘I
go down the chimney!’
little way forwards each time and a long way back, and barking hoarsely
‘--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,’ Alice added as an explanation.
silence, and then another confusion of voices--‘Hold up his head--Brandy
judge, I’ll
aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.
‘I’m getting tired of this. I vote the young lady tells us a story.’
Alice, she went on, ‘What’s your name, child?’
in the common way.
‘How do you like the Queen?’ said the Cat in a low voice.
out here? Run home this moment, and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan!
‘How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice.
that was sitting on the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long
being drowned in my own tears! That WILL be a queer thing, to be sure!
So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she
contempt. ‘I’ve seen a good many little girls in my time, but never ONE
time.) ‘You’re nothing but a pack of cards!’
‘Exactly so,’ said Alice.
about the reason and all that,’ he said to the Gryphon.
simply--“Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might
resting in the shade: however, the moment they saw her, they hurried
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I think that will be
straightening itself out again, so that altogether, for the first minute
‘But about his toes?’ the Mock Turtle persisted. ‘How COULD he turn them
‘What did they draw?’ said Alice, quite forgetting her promise.
carefully, remarking, ‘I really must be getting home; the night-air
shouting ‘Off with his head!’ or ‘Off with her head!’ about once in a
deep and reaching half down the hall.
‘Only a thimble,’ said Alice sadly.
wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.’
Alice glanced rather anxiously at the cook, to see if she meant to take
sea-shore--’
remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
other side of the court.
(she was obliged to say ‘creatures,’ you see, because some of them were
‘But what am I to do?’ said Alice.
‘And how did you manage on the twelfth?’ Alice went on eagerly.
‘Why not?’ said the March Hare.
be NO mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a pig, and she
Security footage shows that there were 2 witnesses. The first witness lives at the last house on "Northwestern Dr". The second witness, named Annabel, lives somewhere on "Franklin Ave".