Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those
"You'll never be the man your mother was!"
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain
Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when
Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also
Real Programmers don't document.  Documentation is for simps who can't read the
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.  That's logic!"
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.
Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad
In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in
How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
The one who has the gold makes the rules.
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
price went up.  The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
The past always looks better than it was.  It's only pleasant because
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
to decadence without touching civilization.
Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night,
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder
climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They're too
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking
Don't knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz
exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)
"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken
Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down
None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of
returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus
Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
Real Programmers don't write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC
bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the
"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.
"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,
certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on
1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only
average man can see better than he can think.
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line
them on the machine they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.
Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
"That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all."
Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office
"All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
except study for that instructor's course.
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday
"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian."
"Now is the time for all good men to come to."
full days you don't get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."
God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.
The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break
"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
Nothing is faster than the speed of light...
Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a
To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before
2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
Californians trying to share the experience.
when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your
Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.
There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.
say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth..."
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts
It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!"
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
Never let your child play with a loaded carp.
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other.  "Why?"
Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they'd only
Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.
Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no
Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
Space is big.  You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-
You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough
Real Programmers don't write application programs; they program right down on
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they
really make them think they'll hate you.
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but
You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free
A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
The Universe is laughing behind your back
Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.
Real Programmers don't comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";
Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories.
>from where you left them to where you can't find them.
"Who cares if it doesn't do anything?  It was made with our new
Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
Waiter: "Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?"
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting
"There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will
"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
will find the programmers cannot write in English.
dispel a source of error in an opponent.
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances
Real Programmers don't write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes
Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.
You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior
In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.
>from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone
"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?"
upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor."
Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: "Why did God
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct
create goyim?"  The generally accepted answer is "_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
-- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.  In legislative
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream."
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.
changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...
Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the
which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three
The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to
Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.
Predestination was doomed from the start.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
It's not that I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there when it
God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
easy to handle:  You've solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to
mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
Real Programmers don't write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko
"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and
Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It's easy to
"Really ??  What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!"
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.
out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles."
this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is
Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.
You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a
"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you
"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows."
Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh
busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can't do systems
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.
three friends.  If they're ok, you're it.
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.  I
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
"It's Fabulous!  We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.
University: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you
Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.
usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
get any programs at all and take what they get.
Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.  The label means the
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of
Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
Real Programmers don't eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don't know how to
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have
Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for
Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to
we can't control when the five year period will begin.
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so
describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately
Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)
Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
None: "We'll document it in the manual."
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of
The First Law:  You can't get anything without working for it.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can't decide
somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.
Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,
Brain, v.: [as in "to brain"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop
"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral."
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot
never have to stop and answer the phone.
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
written and another for which it wasn't.
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal
"We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Phone Company."
Wasting time is an important part of living.
There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale
Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as
Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may